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photography

Something every scene/emo kid on myspace is interested in, but sucks balls at. They have tons of pictures of ugly flowers in their "photography" album on myspace. They bring their camera everywhere with them. It's really annoying because when you walk down the street with them, they take a picture of every ugly flower they see.
Veronica, put your camera away before I break it. You suck at photography and need to quit taking pictures of ugly flowers.

ps: sorry for stressing the ugly flowers so much.

pps: it's just that they really do only take pictures of ugly flowers!

ppps: sorry, again.
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Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.
No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer
by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017
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Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.
I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.
by AYB February 18, 2003
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boudoir photography

I'm gonna give my husband boudoir pictures of myself for his birthday.
by Will August 4, 2003
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you suck at photoshop

His name is Donny, and you suck at Photoshop.
You do, you’re awful. That’s why you're here.
Donny: you suck at photoshop.
...
Now I’m gonna grab the distort tool. Some people might grab the perspective tool, but they're big pussies.
by PowerSleepWake February 22, 2008
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Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.
Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique
by yourmum234 March 1, 2011
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Kirti Photography

A photography studio based in Atlanta, Ga.
"Who are you going to get your wedding photography done by?"

"Kirti Photography, she's the best in Atlanta!!"
by RiskyPlissken October 21, 2008
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