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Perverse

An adjective that describes one whose actions are not deemed to be socially acceptable - in any way, shape or form. Often times the adjective is used in a sexual context.
I am perverse. I truly am.

She demanded we go in the shower. She is a perverse individual.
by BigLarry94 January 14, 2015
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pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008
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vinyl pervert

I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way
by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004
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pervert

Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.
John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.
by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007
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pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.
Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!
by Alfred March 17, 2005
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pervertified

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.
by jpatt February 23, 2005
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pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.
"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"
by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018
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