Two Percenter

Someone at Texas A&M who isn't involved. If they even go to games they won't even stand up. They are the opposite of a red ass.

Man Billy won't ever go to our football games... what a two percenter.

by Kolten August 24, 2007

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Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006

2 percent rule

you need to be 2 percent smarter than what ever you are working on in order to be able to operate or control it

He could not meet the 2 percent rule and operate the remote control

by Valj December 14, 2011

perennial loser

Perennial losers are people who suck basically all the time. They don't realize they suck because they often delude themselves by clinging to some distant past event to justify their existence.

Dodger fan: "I'm cool because we won all these world series way back in the day." Reality: You're payroll equals the rest of your division combined and you can't even win that consitently. You are a perennial loser.

by makwu April 21, 2010

Perpendicular

Adj. The state of having your legs at a right angle to your body esp. while dancing. Often achieved by a female when dancing with a male at frat parties.

Man, Paul got that girl perpendicular last night.

Bro 1: Yo, so many girls went perpendicular on me last night.
Bro 2: Ohh, sounds like a good night.
Bro 1: Yeahh they were backing it up on me.

by ATSC July 8, 2010

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009