peeping tom

a person who spies on people changing, fucking, or masterbating.

There was a peeping toom looking through Katie's window.

by J 0 K A February 14, 2005

Perineum

Perineum is the space between the ass and genitals.

I hate it when I have an itch on my perineum.

by Thomas Stephenson January 15, 2014

Perkin's Gaggle

While you fuck a girl from behind, you choke the shit out of her. (not literally, but you do choke her alot)

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch the Perkin's Gaggle!

by Triangle Teabag July 28, 2008

Peroing

Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game

"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013

Burke-Perrin

A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.

Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie

Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin

by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003