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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"
by l33tjeram May 20, 2009
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Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.
"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095
by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011
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Premature Sending

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
by Bozzzy May 21, 2009
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Premature Stabulation

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.
John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation
by COD BABAY April 30, 2011
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premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.
He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.
by murrayw76 April 1, 2009
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