Penile Unit

A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.

My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?

by Samuel Paxson May 14, 2003

penile sex

When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.

I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.

by figleaf December 13, 2006

penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.

He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

pearly penile papules

These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.

penis glans uncircumcised pearly penile papules

by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012

Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("

by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004

penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.

Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"

by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007