pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.

John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.

by FuckYouIamJapan November 25, 2009

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william pear

someone with a flat chest and a large stomach, aka beer belly

your william pear suits you

by drumandbass1987 July 18, 2011

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A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

by angular flatulance November 26, 2009

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a man or a woman with a belly like a pear

Hey Luke, look !! this guy it's really one belly pear !!!!

by marco_italy June 29, 2006

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A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.

Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.

by GurbyGurb May 22, 2022

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Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 18, 2018

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This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

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