babe paralysis

A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.

Jon, suffered a bout of babe paralysis, rendering him a blabbering idiot when he turned and bumped into Olga, a Miss World finalist, at the airport in St. Petersberg.

by WarpFactorFive October 14, 2011

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009

Parallel liar

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)

{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars

by Chocolate swirl xxx November 9, 2017

paralyzationalizedetaded

gets shot with an arrow and can only rotate on the x axis or the y axis i dont know i cant do math, but sadness ue ue ue ue

Ranboo: *shoots sam* oh no what have i done
Sam: *is paralyzationalizedetaded *
Ranboo: UE UE UE UE UE *sad fucking cat meows or seal noises or something*

by tostitos ?? March 3, 2021

Pahul

The best human ever. You can trust them with your life. Sound and looks like a geek, is not even nearly a geek. Has long asf hair and pretty af. Looks like she’ll apologise even if it’s your fault. Will apologise even if it’s your fault.

Pahul looks just like a dream. The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen

by Soobin_ottokeottoke November 24, 2021

23rd Parallel Axiom

The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.

Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.

by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020

Lashasa Palulu

An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints

I left footprints on the kitchen floor, this never would have happened if I was part of the Lashasa Palulu

by drayzizzle October 3, 2007