par 3

the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.

i drove a 400 yard par 3 with the hottest chick last night

par 3 by big.nig.rig May 4, 2025

short par 4 

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant

"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."

short par 4 by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017

On par 

To be on the same level or understanding someone else.

Im totally on par with what you're saying.

Me and mike were on par While playing horse.

On par by RyanRebs February 12, 2018

Classic Par 

The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).

(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')

Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.

This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1

Classic Par by SomeNextGuyFam March 19, 2011

COVID Par-Tay 

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

COVID Par-Tay by YAWA July 2, 2020

below par 

Substandard, not acceptable.

If you really think about it, this saying is backwards. In golf, to be below par is good, however in this saying below par means bad. What a crazy world we live in...

Teacher: Your report was well below par, which is why it received an F.
Smart golfer: If it was below par, then why did I get an F? That sounds pretty silly to me.

below par by b-razzle September 26, 2006

sub par 

below average. Deriving from the term in golf "par" meaning average, and sub meaning below.

the definitions below are sub par at best.

sub par by bitches can't hang with the streets May 27, 2006