pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

pussy pals

the equivalent of male butt buddies. two friends stuck up each others asses and jokingly gay.

yeah, Morgan and Noelle are always together.

of course they are. they're pussy pals.

by wisch12 May 22, 2011

poopy pals

The pooping equivalent of eskimo brothers. When there are really nice toilets at a facility, and you and your friend have both dropped a deuce there.

You: Dude, did you see the office's new toilets? They're ginormous!

Friend: I just pooped in them yesterday! We're totally poopy pals.

by Drew_A October 22, 2014

Pussy Pals

The female equivalent of "Eskimo Brothers." When two chicks have been banged by the same dick.

Female 1: "I slept with (insert dick owner's name here)."
Female 2: "I've slept with (insert dick owner's name here) too!"
Female 1: "We are officially Pussy Pals!"

Eskimo brothers Eskimo sisters pogo sisters

Jessica and I are totally Pussy Pals because we have both been fucked by that super sexy firefighter.

by lalalalish October 3, 2017

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

paint pals

Anyone that paints whenever they get the chance.
Paint becomes the common stain on all that you own.
Paint pals represent

I used to be a pipe pal. Now I am the president of the paint pals.

Paint pals represent

by TalleshLareeBruzz May 18, 2018

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018