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flying pterodactyl

When your fucking your girlfriend and you grab her upper hip area and start spinning her around in a circle with your dick still inside her until she flies off.
Man! I gave my girl the Flying Pterodactyl last night, and now she has four head injuries.
by 1e6n3b December 10, 2017
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human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007
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Wingless Pterodactyl

A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.
Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep
by The Brope June 24, 2011
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Exactyl like Pterodactyl

Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;

A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.
"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"
by aWeThUm March 4, 2006
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Badass pterodactyl

Inhaling a joint roach through the anus, also known as a butthole screaming eagle
Did you see Gary badass pterodactyl that crusty joint roach through his anus?
by Badass pterodactyl June 20, 2019
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queen pterodactyl

When a man comes in a woman's butt and then she jumps over the bed flapping her arms and squirts it back out like a bird pooping.
She asserted her dominance by performing a Queen pterodactyl after sex.
by vixcera June 17, 2020
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Angry Pterodactyl

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two

Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 4, 2021
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