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Thirst World Problems

1 Problems that people with active sex lives have.
2 A retort to someone who complains about the consequences of getting lucky.
A: Ugh I ran into two people I've slept with today.
B: Thirst world problems...
by Mel197 November 16, 2017
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Sexy Guy with Problems

A 6"0+ white male with a lean, athletic physique and a body count higher than 30, equipped with unbelievable levels of sex appeal towards females, who also suffers from debilitating mental illness. Though still able to procure attractive female partners, he is constantly in a state of internal anguish. Hence, he is a Sexy Guy with Problems (SGwP).
Jack: Dude, Dominic hasn't come out of his room in three days and he hasn't taken his medication for Bipolar 1 Rapid Cycle Disorder. But dude, last night he banged Kelsey, who is a straight dime piece and he pulls more pussy than anybody here. What's up with him?
Mick: Oh, you didn't know man? He's a Sexy Guy with Problems.
Jack: Ye.
by Master Panda36 July 9, 2023
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champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.
I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.
by Ooooma May 9, 2018
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Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee

When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.
When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.

Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.
by mlhiss January 10, 2014
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Zero World Problems

Situations and scenarios third-wave feminists whine and complain about that literally don't exist in any basis of reality.
Susan complains about how hard her life is due to men, from her iPhone that was engineered by men from the comfort of a house built by men... talk about zero world problems.
by anonymous April 4, 2021
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difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2021
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5 More Problems

A really awesome band(rock, punk, emo, screamo, who knows? Labels aren't fun.)
Person: Did you see that 5 More Problems show last night?
Other person: Yeah yeah!It was amazingly CRAZY!!!
by Peter P. January 29, 2006
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