patches go on pockets

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

by macka lacaka April 27, 2023

I like your pockets

This is when you look at someones back pockets in their pants and like what you see... You find yourself staring at their back pockets, not able to keep your eyes off them when they go by...

AKA your staring at their butt...

Tami walks down the hall and Zach says, "I like your pockets."

by The Pocket Master October 17, 2010

potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

by jk_actually February 27, 2011

fat pockets

Fat pockets are essentially "pockets of fat" that can be found almost anywhere on the body. They are commonly called lovehandles, double chins, thunderthighs, and kankles. These "pockets" are basically large and noticeable groupings of fat. They are embarrassing and WILL attract negative attention.

1)"Eww... check out those fat pockets hanging out of Catie's enormity... she should put on a damn sweater."

2)"Jesusgod, Taylor, my eyes! Them fat pockets of yours are fucking nasty!"

by Fatman-Ugly Person May 23, 2007

hot pockets

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."

by Sybarite June 28, 2006

penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.

oh look - here comes penny-pockets

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

queer pockets

Originated from the character "Teabag" from the TV series Prison Break who would have his prison yard "bitch" follow him around hanging from the inner pocket sleeves of his pants.

This term refers to a male who claims to be straight but exhibits obvious traits of homosexuality and femininity.

Seriously man... your queer pockets are showing.

Could his queer pockets be anymore obvious!?

He carries make-up in his queer pockets.

by I.J. September 9, 2008