Pleasure quake

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.

I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.

by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014

And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)

Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.

by KakSoran June 5, 2010

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

I plead the 5th

Pleading the 5th means to not self-incriminate yourself, but it has the connotation of meaning that you did it.
The reason for this connotation is because if you didn't do it, why wouldn't you just say no?
It's a way of not saying "yes you did something" but hinting that you did, but they can't really say you hinted at it.

Bob: Did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Joe: I plead the 5th

by Alice Hatterson July 18, 2018

pleanc

Irish spelling of 'plank' - A stupid or silly person having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

You're a right feckin' pleanc!

by pecker dunn January 11, 2009

pleasure pit

another name for vagina

i was in her pleasure pit all night

by pussy bee November 5, 2019

please

the magic word

Whats the magic word?

by purplemonky November 24, 2003