plain hamburger eater

Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.

He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.

by Garlicification October 10, 2010

Plain White Tissue

an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....

penis TEE HEE

Ditch the plain white tissue, dude, then you might have the respect TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

by RunSachitRun October 19, 2010

Plain jane

A Marijuana cigarette without any tobacco products added

"Hey man wanna smoke a blunt?"
"Nah this weeds to good, let me get a paper, ima roll a plain jane

by Vapethegrapeape June 12, 2016

Plain Jane

(noun; adj.) a proper fitting name given to a female that attends preparatory school who is clothed very...well, very plain. Displays minimum or no makeup. One who gives off a sweet aroma. Only befriends other Plain-Jane's. ( or in some cases, wanna-be Plain Jane's.) Often caught in field house(s), hallways, buses, or isolated buildings after hours, getting "all the action."

Girl 1: Say! Look at that Plain Jane getting all the action on the first seat of the bus!

Girl 2: Neat-O!.....Oh hey, check out that wanna-be Plain Jane making out with her pillow.

by theinformant00000019 March 24, 2011

Plain jane

Can’t be any and everything at its most basic And wackiest form

Bro Stev-o said tell you that most these Bad jawns out here be (plain Jane)

by dr.james culp January 3, 2021

Plain City

Home to semi-truck routs, messed up families, and country boys. While these boys can be quite cute, be warned they are jerks. Being raised in these families has not taught them values. They do not know how to treat girl, often causing heartbreaks followed by many excuses. Education is not a proud thing here either. You've struck gold if you man is in college, don't that one let go.

Bob: hey wanna leave Plain City and go to the strip club tonight?
Anthony: Sure, wait I'm suppose to hang out with my girlfriend
Bob: oh, ok never mind then
Anthony: nahh nevermind screw her, ill make up an excuse to get out of it
Bob: again? She really needs to dump you by now.

by Charley1607 December 28, 2005

Plain White T's

A Chicago born band, led by lead vocalist Tom Higgenson. They have two cds, Stop and All That We Needed. If youre a real hardcore fan, you should consider listening to better music that isn't continually played on the radio, Higgenson is backed up by Dave Tirio - Guitar, Mike Retondo - Bass & Vocals, De'Mar Hamilton - Drums, Tim Lopez - Guitar and Vocals, all of the guys are also e an extremely awful collection of songwriters

Have you heard of the Plain White T's song 'Penny'? If you enjoy hardcore rectal penetration you're going to love this shitty song

by jimmy-cow-cat December 14, 2010