Pumpkin Patching

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

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pitchin a tent

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent

it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

by Captain Mutorcs March 29, 2005

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Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

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Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.

The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

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