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pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.
Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.
by mous3 September 26, 2011
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Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.
Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.
by PurplePooch March 11, 2020
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pitchforks and knives

When one kicks another when down. When life is tough and you express it to someone so that someone makes it tougher.
Olivia told Mark she saw her grandpa had slit his throat when she came home, but Mark greeted her with pitchforks and knives when he called her a liar.
by sound recollection November 25, 2025
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raining pitchforks and nigger babies

to rain very hard with large rain drops.
"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."
by gingerdaddy69 December 4, 2023
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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putchfork

PUTCHFORK is when Ian doesn't show up and Trevor makes the grammer rules.
Ian, Trevors putchforking.
by emigreene March 16, 2021
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