Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

by cbreader October 17, 2008

Pilarski

Inserting one or multiple testicles inside of a woman's anus whilst the erect penis is inserted in the vaginal orifice.

The relationship ended when I suggested I Pilarski her.

She proposed to me after I Pilarski'd her.

by RawWisdom March 24, 2019

Pilar

A stupid smelly spaniard that doesnt care about anyone but herself. She is the jealous type that is totally obsessive, and her only hobby is to start drama.

Wow, that bitch is such a Pilar.

by anonymous125034 June 16, 2010

Pilatelist

Someone who specializes on collecting stamps of all shapes and sizes featuring the number pi on them, be it as a number, symbol, or word in any languages—with or without other numbers or symbols.

Prof. Frump told his audience that they’d call him a pilatelist, not a philatelist.

by MathPlus November 9, 2020

rice pilaf

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

by Refrax559 December 27, 2012

PILAC

PILAC stands for "Potential In-Law Approved Clothing" and refers to the a certain style of clothing that is appropriate to wear in front of your significant other's parents. PILAC mainly refers to not wearing anything that is too revealing or too tight. It also refers to the inclusion of a cardigan sweater with every outfit.

I am shopping for a cardigan because I need to update my PILAC options.

The only time I wear turtleneck sweaters is when I need to dress in PILAC.

This outfit is so PILAC and classy.

by TheLifeMuse.com November 7, 2012