Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen

"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"

by RedHorse April 10, 2008

norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman

Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.

by zoepan February 4, 2005

Meno-pause

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.

I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.

by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010

pause designs

Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause

There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns

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by TheFederalNerd October 31, 2011

Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.

Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.

You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done

by Suny D January 6, 2014

Good pause

When you hit "pause" on a tv show right as someone does something amusing - such as a terrible facial expression, or suggestive gesture,

"That's a really good pause - Ellen looks horrified at her own joke"

by mama mirabelle February 10, 2010