Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 31, 2004

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 03, 2010

suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 03, 2009

The Care Package

The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

Well i just called in The Care Package.

by cysomething July 22, 2019

Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

by Tits McPee November 02, 2010

package store

A store that sells alcohol and tobacco.

Oh look, there's another package store that doesn't sell packages.

by Grizelda May 18, 2006

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 21, 2005