Oxford Jeff
A lesser species of Geoff. Often prone to pedantic, pompous, and hifalutin levels of grammatical interpretation.
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Oxford Road is a road in Manchester that joins directly to Wilmslow Road providing transport throughout the city and nobody knows exactly where Wilmslow Road ends and Oxford Road begins.
Fed up with rural life, Roy Wilmslow decided he would begin building a road to travel through to the lively city centre. At the same time Andrew Oxford decided he would also build a road from Manchester to Didsbury. Without knowledge of the others plans, they wer shocked as half way through making their roads the two roads joined and the pair could not reach a decision other than to name both sides of the road and have it as 1 road.
Oxford Road is known for its more industrialised part of the road with its universities and clubs and BBC offices.
The remaining Wilmslow family still reside in Didsbury and pride themselves of their heritage. Every now and then power mad family members try to campaign to get the entire road named as Wilmslow Road which have been unsuccesful to date.
Fed up with rural life, Roy Wilmslow decided he would begin building a road to travel through to the lively city centre. At the same time Andrew Oxford decided he would also build a road from Manchester to Didsbury. Without knowledge of the others plans, they wer shocked as half way through making their roads the two roads joined and the pair could not reach a decision other than to name both sides of the road and have it as 1 road.
Oxford Road is known for its more industrialised part of the road with its universities and clubs and BBC offices.
The remaining Wilmslow family still reside in Didsbury and pride themselves of their heritage. Every now and then power mad family members try to campaign to get the entire road named as Wilmslow Road which have been unsuccesful to date.
oxford road by GF November 18, 2006
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oxford shoes
Oxford shoes are only worn for special occasions. For example, you wear them in marching band while you play the flute. Oxford shoes are so swagtastic that only beautiful sexy goddesses wear them. If u want to get a boy band member as your boyfriend aka five seconds of summer, you have gotz to wear them. Mainly wannabe hipsters and Nirvana posers wear them. Oxford shoes are soo swaggish and HELLA fine.
oxford shoes by AyeLmao April 23, 2014
Oxford period
The optional period at the end of a final sentence, typically omitted in social media posts or texts.
"Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts" vs. "Mom! You don't need to use a period at the end of texts." <Oxford period
Oxford period by Mr. Toe June 1, 2016
Oxford period
The Oxford period is used in lieu of the Oxford (or serial) comma in a sentence, in an effort to make a sentence appear more profound or dramatic than it is. The Oxford period is often used on Tumblr and Facebook.
I'll check her sidebar bio to see what her favorite things are. It says, "Water. Fire. Wind. and Dirt." Nice, a list using the Oxford period.
Oxford period by Ceabelyo January 12, 2014
Oxford Surprise
An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
Oxford Surprise by Monty MacGuffin January 6, 2008
Oxford Academy
Located in Cypress CA. bad school. you will regret going there when older. Too hard, the english department extremely sexist and usually girls get As while boys get B and Cs. Leave while you can if you are smart and become valedictorian at a normal school
Student a: Man Oxford Academy Sucks!
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.
*years later*
Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.
*years later*
Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.
Oxford Academy by Winning Athiest April 12, 2011