Pig's Orphan

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

by tedsalmon July 26, 2009

Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

by Shytbringer October 19, 2019

Disney Orphan

A person, animal or alien whose parents have been tragically killed, but can now perservere in franchise rights until the New Milenium.

" Hey how many species have we killed? We need a new Disney Orphan to silk screen on a t-shirt."

by Bluedog July 5, 2005

orphan annie

people use this as an adjective when they feel poor, dirty, homeless maybe, and unloved hahaha.

Lauren was like orphan annie when she saw her hotel room in florence, italy.
Stepha aka My Only One nick named Lauren orphan annie.

by mchkra June 30, 2005

Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan blood

Orphan blood is the most commonly used liquid for a ritual as its blood attracts my sleep paralysis demon

Hey dude, did you bring the orphan blood for the ritual?

by kpil March 14, 2021