sexual offender

How de fuk is there no definition 4 dis shit

Ur dad is a sexual offender

by Wagwan man December 4, 2017

repeat offender

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.

OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

by mimiparker May 10, 2010

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013

offend

oh...so you want to get offended....

fuckin faggot white bitch honkey nigger spic dike kik queerbag coon wetback faggotmcnigger mic drunk irish asshole studpid cunt women autta make me a fuckin sandwitch. I store all my cum in a little glass jar, then later pour it all over random people at school. Oh yeah, and heil Rosy O'donnel Hitler

by Jimmykrakorn December 9, 2004

sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

offendified

(v.) To be offended; typically used when being funny and/or cute as a replacement for offended.

I'm so offendified by your statement!

by A.N.Nightingale November 3, 2005