LuxLupis's definitions

My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 12, 2013