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Obligatxt

The obligatory text your boyfriend sends right at the point where your just about to turn miss 1am and disembowel him for not texting you that day, Obligatxt is sent just so he is able to say he still text you that day when he knows he is in trouble and only because he feels obligated to send a text, so this becomes his Obligatory text, Obligatxt.
*the Obligatxt you send on the birthday of that friend that's not really your friend but you might need something one day so you keep them on your facebook friends.
* the Obligatxt you send to your parents on Mothers or fathers day.
by miss_1am_is_scared_of_me. April 16, 2013
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Oblidate

When you go feel like you have to ask someone out because you hooked up
I hooked up with Chris last weekend and now he's asked me out for coffee, but I can tell it's just an oblidate
by DylanB July 12, 2015
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Obligerated

To be obligated to get obliterated and belligerent .
Man, I've never seen you act like that. You were obligerated as fuck last night.
by OldHarryBalls February 6, 2019
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Obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous

in these terms "the splendiferous" stands for either people who are playing halo 1 while hacking, or the renowned Ethan Romano of the greydwarfs. obligatory e-ing represents the action of naming your hampster "e" in retaliation the the court system of the game "Ideuns balls" and how you are obligated to preform this action due to the 34th law of fred
The obligatory e-ing of the splendiferous absolutely destroyed Sexy Seans reputation as a zaza hacker.
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Gobligated

When someone shows you their penis and you feel like your obligated to put it in your mouth and/or (preferably) throat
Chris showed me his dick at that party the other night. I know he's older but I still felt gobligated. What choice did I have but to suck it?
by Juicy J melb April 30, 2025
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obligature

noun - any string attached and controlling the movements of a puppet, marionette, or politician
The puppet is most convincing when each obligature is securely tied.
by Cogaineum June 28, 2025
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Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
by Daqkua April 14, 2016
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