nowhere.com

no where, places where if you got stranded you'd hate your life and the people who braught you there.

we ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere.com and had to fucking walk 30 miles back to civilization.

by prophit September 28, 2005

That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

by ferret June 25, 2009

bridge to nowhere

An idea or initiative whose costs outweigh the value of its benefits.

"You're going to have to replace a $12,000 health-care plan with a $5,000 tax-credit check you've just given to the insurance company. I call that the ultimate bridge to nowhere." - Sen. Joe Biden, 10/2/08

by Greg B2 January 15, 2009

middle of nowhere

Where they put rapist's.

Don't buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, There's rapist in those empty fields!

by White Vato August 4, 2006

nowhere in particular

An indie rock band in Nashville, TN that has yet to create an album, but has 11 awesome songs that i have heard live.

(At a Nowhere In Particular live show)

guy 1: Dude, this band blows, let's leave.
guy 2: Your a fucking emo, what do you know about music?

by CowboyDan1314 April 5, 2005

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

by HamStatler April 11, 2011

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015