Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

by poaches January 1, 2020

caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

noobie snax

1. n. the act/s of practicing or warming up before playing a video game against other, by playing against lower, less-expeirenced players, (i.e. noobs or noobies) EX: "eating noobs alive" - simply just beating them senseless in a game, without much effort or determination, showing your superiority in skill and expeirence.

Before playing matchmaking on Halo 2, my friend, Alex, and I ate some noobie snax.

Because of previous noobie snax, I was able to win the tournement with ease.

by Dual Fury April 22, 2006

fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

NoobiestNoob

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

Nookie Dough

When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.

This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.

by WiddleDik February 25, 2020

nookie

a term for any kind of sexual activity

you asshole! You're not getting any nookie tonight!

by charlie March 18, 2004