Newfie

A shorting for Newfoundlander. Newfoundland is the most eastern province in Canada. Newfies speak Newfoundland English which is a mix of several accents and dialects of English. But remember some Newfoundlanders don't like being called Newfies by Americans or sometimes other Canadians.

Person 1: So you're from Newfoundland?
Person 2: Yep, I'm a Newfie.

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

Newfag

Someone who is new to something, could be a website. Usually annoying and stupid enough to be called a new fag.

Person 1: .CT (kyle) is such a newfag.
Person 2: Yeah he just joined yesterday and is spamming and annoying people.

by Juked June 7, 2009

newfoundland

St. John's is the capital of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.

The town was named after John the Baptist from The Bible.

St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador has:

Roman Catholic 83,615 48.9%
Protestant 77,880 45.5%
Anglican 39,495 23.1%
United 25,670 15.0%
Salvation Army 5,645 3.3%
Pentecostal 3,865 2.3%
Presbyterian 1,220 0.7%
Baptist 495 0.3%
Jehovah's Witness 425 0.2%
Other Protestant 1,540 0.9%
Christian, not included elsewhere 1,310 0.8%
Hindu 355 0.2%
Other religions 460 0.3%
No religion 6,990 3.9%
Muslim 0 0.0%

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

newfoundglory

Part of the new "punk" scene. Faggots who are ruining music.

Poser: YEAH! NFG IS HARDCORE!!

by q August 2, 2004

newfoundland

the eastermost province, way out there in the atlantic. has its own special timezone, cause it makes em bad ass. newfies is the pejoritive word for them, it stereotypes them as hick fisherman. they're not, but it is true that they live liqour. and curling, which is actually as popular as hockey there. newfoundland is an interesting story. it was a country for a bout 15 years in the early 1900s, then ran itself into the ground financially. their gov't asked the brits the make them a colony again in the 1930s, which they did. then the brits asked canada if they wanted newfoundland and canada said "why the hell not?" and took it.

newfoundland is the only country in world history to voluntarily give up independence and become a colony.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008

newfag

A word to bully someone who is new to the hvh (hack vs hack) community

Newfag: What does autofire do?
Skeet og (Lunky 219): Oh god is a newfag

by Fane Japell April 5, 2020