Typically derived from the ancient Hindi scriptures meaning “the almighty one.” This involves but is not limited to, possessing the skills of a lax god. Shaped by the lax world, one of this description is comprises of monumental attributes in addition to naturally good looks. Through recent research and rigorous studies, this is a genetic blessing that is passed down for generations. Therefore, one cannot be taught these ways as they are natural born talents. Girls can never contain themselves when faced with a La Neve as they want to be with him as well as make him many sandwiches. Guys want to be him but most realize by age 10 that being a La Neve is virtually impossible except if your La Neve himself.
(n) "The midi's ability to be a La Neve carried his team to the NLL Championship."
(v.) "After the win, he went out for the night and La Neved the girls he found at the bar."
(adj.) "Dayum boy you’re looking so La Neve with that nice bod and outrageous flow."
(v.) "After the win, he went out for the night and La Neved the girls he found at the bar."
(adj.) "Dayum boy you’re looking so La Neve with that nice bod and outrageous flow."
by laxdawg14 June 1, 2010
Get the La Neve mug.A female version of a 'Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap fluffy-hooded jackets. ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "jewellery" (<--meaning it's fake), live in council estates and live in "protection" of their all-so-lovely boyfriends (<--meaning they're rubbish boyfriends). Now as you would expect because these rats aren't educated, they are too stupid to even know how to find a job, nevermind get one, so they get money by having 26 children by the time they reach they age of 7 years old. Apart from knowing very well how to suck dick and how to collect as many STDs as possible (at least I think that's their goal, I don't know who cares), nedettes sadly aren't very skillful in ANY department, not even looking after their kids or fighting or any of that stuff, they basically suck (literally) at everything.
*social worker visits a shed that the nedette hilariously lives in*
Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*
Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*
by brothelboy March 8, 2010
Get the Nedette mug.Considered by many to be the most beautiful, pristine woman alive on the planet today, this young figure of divine prestige has most recently been noted as “spreading a luminescent light throughout the eastern coast of North America.” The National Society for the Establishment of Absolute Truth has considered any other definition to be inaccurate and unintentional.
by NSEAT December 28, 2005
Get the neethi mug.A slanderous term to describe a person, this is a big insult as not only are you calling them gay but your calling them neve, Neves gay.
by Sam , R May 5, 2008
Get the tiger neve mug.Noun - a nag, manipulative, short, hairy troll like creature. Typically in the form of a female, likes to drive people crazy with their incessant rambling and nagging.
Verb - to choke
nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch
Verb - to choke
nag, Wasserbag, tea bagging, mother, harpie, cheap ass, mooch
That old Neeta is going to be in a world of hurt when she gets old and decriped. No one will visit her except for Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
by Dr. oolong April 21, 2009
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Get the Neetroo mug.She is a smart kind and loving girl if you got one A Neveah then please tace her and don’t lose her but she is sensitive at times and funny but she is not afraid to show who she is but if you ever get with a Neveah take care and keep her forever
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