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La Neve
Typically derived from the ancient Hindi scriptures meaning “the almighty one.” This involves but is not limited to, possessing the skills of a lax god. Shaped by the lax world, one of this description is comprises of monumental attributes in addition to naturally good looks. Through recent research and rigorous studies, this is a genetic blessing that is passed down for generations. Therefore, one cannot be taught these ways as they are natural born talents. Girls can never contain themselves when faced with a La Neve as they want to be with him as well as make him many sandwiches. Guys want to be him but most realize by age 10 that being a La Neve is virtually impossible except if your La Neve himself.