kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Neptune's Splash

An Urban Dictionary Editor's sacred sanity saving computer "Do Not Publish" option. It is much used...

Splash... there goes another asinine suggestion into the worded abyss with the help of Neptune's Splash Button!

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Neptune

Nep-toon, n. Alien visitors taking the form of young hip hoppers

Neptunes are Star Trak fans upon meeting humans offer the Vulcan geeting, "Live long and prosper."

by Eye October 5, 2003

neptune

a n.e.r.d or a geeky person or goof

That new chinese kid in my math class is such a neptune

by matte October 13, 2003

neptune_mwah

Neptune_mwah or Armin, is someone who has a shit kink. Armin is a kpop stan and he currently stans LOONA and twice (stinky ew kpop ❌) he is also an annoying pjs fan and is in the pjs fandom (stinky ❌) bc bandori > pjs.

Person 1: Dyk who neptune_mwah is??
Person 2: no
Person 1: makes sense

by You’reasimp May 13, 2022

neptunewanter

On IMDB message boards, the word for a very very very very very very very very very sexy guy.

Girl: "Ugly pic, you wish you were a neptunewanter."

by Jakey_Poo February 23, 2008

Rings around Neptune

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

by G-Union May 19, 2003