My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

by Baduke February 5, 2021

criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.

Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

neighborhood

Where Mr. Rogers lives

not to be confused with the neighborhood of make believe where Mr. Rogers teaches us lessons with puppets...very creepy, disturbing puppets...

nuff said

It's a beautiful day in this neighrborhood, what a neighborly day in this neighborhood. because won't you be my...won't you be my... won't you be my neighbor.

by Chilly Willy February 24, 2007

Noisy neighbor

When a male, staying in a hotel room with joined doors, opens his end and begins to masturbate so close to the other door that his hand bumps it with every stroke. When the curious occupant in the next room opens their door, the masturbating male ejaculates on the foot of the neighbor.

When I was on business in Tucson, I got banned from the hotel for pulling a noisy neighbor on the old lady in the next room.

by Ironbraden September 30, 2014

nosy neighbor

When your taking a piss in a urinal and there are plenty of urinals to either side of you and someone walks in and starts pissing in the urinal right next to you and making you feel really uncomfortable, they are being a nosy neighbor. They can also make it even worse by making small talk with you, or even go so far as taking a peek at your junk.

Keith: So, the other day, I was pissing in an empty bathroom and in walks Mr. McClain and he pulls a nosy neighbor on me!

Beauford: Oh that sucks man.

by slutbaby April 17, 2011

Number neighbor

Someone who still hasn’t messaged me back

Me : he I’m your number neighbor !
Number neighbor :

by applepeach August 7, 2019