The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

Nagitoism

Nagitoism is a religious group where we warship nagito. No worries, it’s fine if you Kin others

Boy: what’s your religion?
Me: Oh, Nagitoism.
Boy:what the hell is that?
Me: we warship nagito
Boy: who’s nagito?

Me: bye.

by Kxchixouma December 2, 2020

Negative Flow

The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.

Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.

by SAHS June 5, 2009

nagito komaeda

the most handsome man ever

nagito komaeda is mine bitch

by nyagitos? February 8, 2021

double negative statement

A double negative statement is a statement that is redundant, so the result is positive. In other words the statement is an absolute, or no variable conditions.
(- -) = +
(++) = +

An example of a double negative statement is "leave me alone you stupid idiot!"

by PWS27 July 3, 2017

negativland

An experimental band who are crazy awesome and anarchistic. They raid against damn stupid copy right shit.

Dougin: Did you see that sweet video to "Christianity is stupid"?
Feebie: Yes, negativland is fuckin awesome.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

nagito komaeda

nagito komaeda. i will protect nagito komaeda. i will FIGHT you for nagito komaeda. you will not hurt nagito komaeda. you see, there are some things in life worth protecting, some things worth living for, some things worth dying for. nagito komaeda can warm the iciest of hearts, get rid of the darkest of evils, and win the mightiest of wars. nagito komaeda will be the person that pulls us from the inner depths of dispair, and lead us to the path of south asia. WARS will be fought, PEOPLE will be saved, and CIVILIZATIONS will prosper because of nagito komaeda, so from this day forward, i suddenly SWEAR to shield nagito komaeda from all harm that may come to him, all dangers that may possibly face, AND GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT!

who’s our holy savior?

nagito komaeda.

by nagitosultimatewhore February 16, 2021