by wolf January 12, 2005
A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
by Someone With Common Sense February 18, 2012
A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
by Skeeter McGantry August 23, 2006
by big blue foe March 22, 2018
When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...
-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 02, 2006