noodle

a skier who skis without poles.

ski bro: bro. check out that noodle. what a turd.

broski: yeah i know man. that kid sucks.

by skibro January 7, 2011

Noodle

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

by hgbld23 October 10, 2010

noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

noodle

a cool person who can beat the living shit out of you

and loves lady gaga and miley cyrus

ME: I LOVE BRITTENY SPEARS

NOODLE: I LOVE LADY GAGA

by cake on rie August 23, 2011

Noodle

A slang used by asians in Philadelphia to describe a person who is a pussy, nerd, geek, etc.

Man Devin, Jonathan, and Nathan are noodles, they don't know how to hang

by pookie5523 September 3, 2014

Noodle

Usually someone who identifies as 'straight' until 'wet'.

"She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"

...
"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"

by lezgirls March 1, 2015

Noodle

A gold digger and a ho. They look bad with prada bags and the take it in the mouth or in the ass. Trick daddy can be credited for making up the term especially for these hos.

That girl over there staring at the rims on Eddie's car is a noodle looking for a sugar daddy.

by the_deity July 23, 2015