Nils

Nils is a elder time Scandinavian name given before to mostly priests meaning ”good priest” and mostly given to males
Old usage: i am the priest this town Nils
Modern usage: my name is Nils
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Nil

I took the Nil to go to therapy
by Jim Lion November 28, 2021
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Nil

The most sexiest and everyone wants to fuck him. Also he is not gay, but Peter is
Nil is a guy
by Bigggggbong March 18, 2022
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NILS

NILS is the definition of "We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye"sorry :DDDD
hi
Nils
2=fuck you
by nah i love se- November 22, 2022
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Nil Solakel

Nil is a hot blond girl she is so beautiful also she has an angelic voice she has eyes you get lost in
Someone: Omg are you Nil Solakel.
Nil Solakel: Yeah how did you know?
Someone: You look like the description.
by The_Urban_God June 5, 2024
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Nils

Is the guy on a Party who always shit his pants and eat it.. He doesnt like to eat it but he is so under pressure that he must eat a Little Bit of APFELMUS..
Guy 1: What is that dude doing?
Guy 2: Get him some new pants.. his is nilsing his pants !!
by MimiBer May 20, 2019
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Nils

Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.

A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.

On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.

Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?

-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
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