NESD

Nintendo Entertainment Sexual Disease

When my girlfriend placed the Wiimote where she shouldn't have, she received an NESD.

by CCDNV69 December 19, 2011

Nevada

Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.

Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.

Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!

Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.

Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!

Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!

by Wynford=prison February 23, 2011

nenad krstic

An amazing player for the New Jersey Nets who's from overseas.

Person A: Wow, that Nenad Krstic sure is amazing.
Person B: Yeah, if he gets good enough, he can be the next Brian Scalabrine.

by Jason Kidd July 5, 2004

Nevada

an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.

Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything?

Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.

by DTyouright November 17, 2011

Nevada Nutbag

When a male cuts off his testicals and puts them in a brown paper bag. after this the person walks up to a door sets the bag down on the fronstep and lights the bag on fire. Last, the male rings the doorbell and runs away and watches from a distance.

Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.

by Rosetta Stoned May 20, 2009

Nevada

If your name is Nevada it means ur awesome, sexy, and a beautiful young person. Your name is a state. Maybe you're named after that state. Lots of people might say your name as the state is pronounced but sometimes it's not pronounced the same way.

Hey Nevada how are you doing today? Nevada is a state which could be Las Vegas Nevada

by Yas ik it's me😂😏😉 May 7, 2018

Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.

"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)

by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005