expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

by Ganzi November 15, 2013

James Nap

When you lay in your bed and stare at the ceiling as depression hits.

"Sorry mate, I was busy having a James Nap"

by swaggers December 13, 2022

Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.

Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”

by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019

halo nap

Taking a brief nap after work or classes to allow one to play halo into the early morning.

Dude, I took a halo nap so I can pwn until 6am.

by Yggdrasil321 March 21, 2009

devil's nap

The devil's nap is taken around 5-8p and usually lasts about two hours. When you awake from the devil's nap, you normally have lost all sense of time and typically believe it's much later than it actually is.

When I woke up from the devil's nap, I thought I was late for work, but it turns out it was still Sunday evening.

by Eatchex September 27, 2018

existential nap

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

by ramphilosophers December 06, 2017

Whore Nap

A coma-like, mid-afternoon sleep like state resulting from a) "whoring it up" the night before; b) planning to "whore it up" later in the evening or c) a combination of the two.

1: anyone seen Jay lately?
2: he's taking a whore nap, better leave him alone.

by John Wesley February 22, 2008