Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025

Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

Button the Mutton

To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.

"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"

"Do you want to button my mutton?"

"Just button the mutton, alright?"

by pxm May 6, 2009

Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

Bow Wow Mutton

A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.

“Did you get any meat from the market?”
“Nah, the best they had was bow wow mutton.”

by C L G January 31, 2021