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African musket

It is when you take a hollow bamboo stick and put it into a womans vagina, you then pour your favorite pop/juice (if wanted you can mix and match)into the bamboo you then take the stick out of her vagina and proceed to eat her out.
That African musket last night was delicious Sally.
by Earnie Eggers & Levi Gough August 25, 2007
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husky musket

Squeezing the base of one's penis while masturabting so as to create a powerful ejaculatory discharge.
When Guido gave Skip a husky musket down by the picnic shelter last year, you could hear his knob go off like a shotgun from across town.
by T to tha Rizzle April 18, 2009
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love musket

'love musket' is a slang term for the male genetalia. A real musket fires bullets. The love musket fires semen.
The repetitive stroking motion caused james to fire his 'love musket.'
by TeeDeeCee July 12, 2008
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Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
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Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.
The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed
by Megawattz August 1, 2009
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ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.
Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?
by acceljunky June 6, 2011
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butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.
Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!
by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016
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