munge

(verb) The act of ramming a live cactus up a woman's ass, and sloshing it back and forth, while gently and pleasurably fingering her pussy, until she simultaneously cums and bleeds, leaving her writhing in pleasure AND pain.

Guy 1: Dude, I got into a fight with my mom a few days ago, so as revenge, I munged the SHIT out of her last night.
Guy 2: Damn man, that's pretty harsh...
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, but it's to teach her a lesson!

by eYe EaT tranvestitties 321 December 1, 2017

Mangeena

A guy who usually can't make up his mind and is unsure about decisions. His personality is very odd and he seems almost bipolar. He is angry, then happy. Mad at someone, then suddenly forgets. These characteristics are much like a woman's on her period, but yes, he still is a guy yet not neccessarily gay.

That guy is such a Mangeena, acts like he's PMSing everyday.

by TropicyMarshmellow June 18, 2010

mungetout

pronounced munge-tout (like mangetout)

mung - the bodily fluids of a dead woman
mungtout - the bodily fluids of a dead woman buried with her unborn foetus.

Mungtout is rarer than mung for the reason that women buried with their unborn foetus still inside are harder to find. The location of such a woman can fetch a high price in munging circles.

Jamie and I were in this graveyard and he insisted on trying mungetout.

by GazaG June 24, 2007

muneer

the most seggiest guy in the world with a massive pp😏

- maggie<3

dang muneer u got a big pp😩

by maggieeeeeeeeeeeee February 20, 2021

munge

When, upon finding a rotting, stank, bloated from sitting in the sun, and frankly just all around disgusting female corpse, one places one's mouth over the vaginal opening, punches the corpses stomach, and proceeds to devour any and all fluids that issue thereof.

Hannibal was probably a big fan of the munge.

by Trueirony May 2, 2006

mungle junkie

a negitive term for a black person

e.g blimey look at that mungle junkie (cockney accent)

by nathan November 8, 2004

mungies

Similar to having a case of the munchies except you mean you have a craving for a dead woman's vaginal secretions, and other material that "cums" out when you "munge" a girl. *Note: that this is an acquired taste.

Man, I'm getting kind of hungry, I'm getting a case of the "mungies".

by Richard January 7, 2004