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Hufflepuff

A person who is sorted into the house, Hufflepuff is often loyal. If you mess with a Hufflepuff, two things can happen. One, they may cry. Or two, they’ll shatter your knee caps with a sledgehammer. DONT MESS WITH A HUFFLEPUFF!! Hufflepuffs are the most friendly people you’ll ever meet. They love kittens and cookies.
I got sorted into Hufflepuff!!
by Dhodkgdkgvdkdgkdkgdkg January 11, 2020
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Hufflepuff is a house from the movieHarry Potter

I say Hufflepuffs are really nice. I am a Hufflepuff myself!
person 1: “What house are you in? I’m a Slytherin!”

person 2: “I’m a Hufflepuff!”

person 1: “Sweet! I love Hufflepuffs!”

person 2: “Thanks for the compliment!”

person 1: “You’re welcome! Do you like Cedric Diggory by any chance?”

person 2: “Yes! But I am not in Hufflepuff because of Cedric. I hope you’re not in Slytherin because of Draco.”

person 1: “Please! That’s not the reason! That’s good that you’re not in Hufflepuff because you like Cedric.”
by itsimplyary November 28, 2020
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a house known for the dead guy cedric diggory and the other dead girl nymphadora tonks. i don’t blame them for being dead. if i were in hufflepuff i would wanna die too
hufflepuff is an embarrassment to the world.
by fuckoffcuntfaggot January 13, 2021
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To suck, or "huff" a fart out of someone's ass and proceed to blow, or "puff" said fart back into the farter's face.
"That hufflepuff really added to my climax by stirring up sensations not normally enjoyed while my girlfriend eats my asshole."
by BrianMcGee September 19, 2011
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One of four houses in Hogwarts typically consisting of the most friendly and hard-working students. Meaning those students feeling a need to compensate for something. I.e. the "larger wizards"
I really hope someone falls... I hope it's a fat chick.

No Hufflepuffs are falling tonight.
by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011
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The act of getting with a girl that is "less than adequate" based upon the fact that the Hufflepuff house is the fat, ugly, should be wearing a helmet house......
"Didn't Jesse go Hufflepuffing last night?"
"Yeah I saw that fat freshman walk out of his room this morning."
by Burst89 October 29, 2011
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one who performs the act of oral sex after having their armpit used for sexual gratification (huffle)
Being of strong moral and refusing to be pressured into pre-marital intercourse, her only saving grace was that she was a hufflepuffer.
by Terry Prine May 29, 2005
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