Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.

I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair

by goaliee68 December 13, 2014

mormosexual

A man whose mannerisms make it obvious that he is homosexual--triggering most people's gay-dar--but lives a heterosexual, closeted lifestyle because of his LDS (Mormon) faith.

Lyle sure has an immaculate attention to detail, and ever since he saw the movie Juno he's always giggling about the term "pork sword." Even though he and his wife have six kids, I think he's a total Mormosexual.

by ReverendTed December 9, 2008

Mortis/Necrofilic

when you let a mentally ill teenage girl get too much attention, they can be called a mortis/Necrofilic.

damn that girl larping as a cult leader online, what a mortis/Necrofilic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rachelsantos July 6, 2022

throck morton

A phrase describing the curvature of one's penis. It is used in conjunction with left of right to describe the side to when the penis curves.

My weiner curves to the left, therefore I am throck morton left.

by peeweejd March 25, 2004

rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.

It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.

by Tyrone November 10, 2004

Mortesque

Mor-tes-que (adj)

In a sense, deadly, deathly, or with a ghastly feeling.

The zombies crept along the ground in a mortesque fashion.

by Kyle Gerhardt March 31, 2006

Mortuse

A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.

Mortuse kids often like emo crap.

by Ripshaw January 1, 2009