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person: "BABE!! wake up!! @morriseyboob just posted 😍"
except there is no babe. morriseyboob followers do not have sex.
except there is no babe. morriseyboob followers do not have sex.
by bigtiddyvampiregf July 18, 2021
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Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
by Barry S. June 2, 2009
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A young beautiful girl who is a excellent friend, is funny , has a great humour, stylish, truthful... sometimes, is smart all though comes across dumb,
great mother
normally a business lady,lawyer, or something to do with children ,
often popular has her few close friends.
likes a day out
very misunderstood,often has a personality boarder
great mother
normally a business lady,lawyer, or something to do with children ,
often popular has her few close friends.
likes a day out
very misunderstood,often has a personality boarder
Guy:aha that esme's a laugh
Guy 2: yeah i know a great mum as well
Girl: no shes not shes a back stabber
Girl 2: shh shes my best mate
Group of people: their defo talking about esme, wow shes such a esme morris....
Guy 2: yeah i know a great mum as well
Girl: no shes not shes a back stabber
Girl 2: shh shes my best mate
Group of people: their defo talking about esme, wow shes such a esme morris....
by bethanie345678 September 19, 2011
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Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
Simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your arsehole, armpits and gooch with an over-used B.O ridden flannel.
You are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven't shit yourself on numerous occassions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
9.20am, Architect Office, Morritt runs in out of breath
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
"Just had to run from the car park"
*Opens all windows and turns on fan*
"Feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park.....time for The Morritt Wash"
by megatarsal1 November 27, 2012
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