Mmotard

On a MMORPG, or Mass Multiplayer Online RPG, a fucking retard.

DUDE! That guy killed my monster! What a MMOTARD!

by Luckyfortune July 12, 2005

Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

by Louis devito January 31, 2009

Moltas

A guy that is often very short with mediocre humor.

Dude you are such a Moltas

by ägget August 27, 2020

montag

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Don't montag that DVD player, its working fine the way it is.

by ForReal345 September 9, 2010

Montagged

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

by darclyte August 25, 2009

Monotato

1. Someone from Ireland who talks about, cooks only and eats only potatoes.

2. When someone who doesn't have a lot of cultural divesity and does something stupid.

1. What's for dinner tonight Monotato?

2. Ahh dude can you please stop that, is so monotato.

by Adawg-09 December 20, 2009

mofotard

Motherf*cking retard; someone who is uncannily mean and stupid; used when you don't feel like or aren't in a position to curse.

Herman was being a major mofotard when he insulted his friend about her age.

by ACShore August 16, 2010