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Montagged 

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.
"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."
Montagged by darclyte August 25, 2009
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Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.
I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.
Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Scrapyard Montage

A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020

teabag montage 

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.
1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.
teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

montagne 

There two are definitions for montagne

1.) French for mountain

2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege
1.) Je grimperai cette montagne means I will climb this mountain in french

2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.

gt montage 

A montage of good times that can often be found in romantic comedy movies. Indicates the passage of time through events such as eating ice cream, chasing butterflies, or going to a baseball game. May involve a couple with a budding relationship, or a group of friends.

Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".
Caitlin: Do you want to have a gt montage?
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)
gt montage by GHS Drama Club July 29, 2007

Floppy Montage 

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven
Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?
Floppy Montage by Adinor November 8, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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