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An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.
John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!
Monster by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 3, 2009
a mutated version of a creature.
OMG! look at that monster :O
monster by freshcookie99 April 20, 2011
dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids
Monster by luulol June 3, 2021
a massive penis. 14" is a rough average for a monster.
Look at the size of lou's monster!
monster by Jack Grayson February 8, 2005
alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )
" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "
monster by bluescreenbastard October 11, 2005
Monster got 11 kills today!!
monster by aLiCeMaLiCe June 3, 2003