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That is sooo Monzerrath!
by -babycakes October 24, 2010
Get the Monzerrath mug.Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
Get the Monterey Park mug.A 'Monner' is a person who has lived in the same town, surbub or city all their life. Monner's tend to stick together, always following the traditions of the town. The most notable monnerish town is Droitwich Spa, in Worcestershire England.
General Monnerish Habits:
Always have to go home, only their own bed is acceptable.
Tend to work fulltime in a dead-end job, prefrably retail.
Frequent, compulsive washing and cleaning of their car, the 'monner-mobile'
Tend to copy each other in many aspects of their life, job, vehicle, material possesions purchased and holidays.
Speak with a monnerish accent dragging out the end syllable of each word, presenting the words in a dreary, slow monnerish tone.
Settling down with childhood sweetheart.
Living next door to grandparents and other relatives.
General Monnerish Habits:
Always have to go home, only their own bed is acceptable.
Tend to work fulltime in a dead-end job, prefrably retail.
Frequent, compulsive washing and cleaning of their car, the 'monner-mobile'
Tend to copy each other in many aspects of their life, job, vehicle, material possesions purchased and holidays.
Speak with a monnerish accent dragging out the end syllable of each word, presenting the words in a dreary, slow monnerish tone.
Settling down with childhood sweetheart.
Living next door to grandparents and other relatives.
David: "Alright Rob you 'monner', fancy cleaning the car and possibly heading down the ringers for a pint?"
Robert: "Yes Sherm, sounds like a plan, but first i need to go home and slap around my monner of a wife."
Robert: "Yes Sherm, sounds like a plan, but first i need to go home and slap around my monner of a wife."
by Eric Cartmen May 23, 2007
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An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
by G-maximus October 3, 2003
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AKA Chandler from Friends.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
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