molten fury

When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight

Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off

by Thetatochip December 14, 2022

Molting

When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.

Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.

by Adam Keefson April 12, 2014

molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Moltopian

An alien race from the planet moltop who wish to take over Earth. They speak in an odd number like language consisting of numbers and decimals. They are about the size of hobbits and are red skinned. They commonly worship the god Gui-Wif-Ace. There main attack plans happen around mid-night.

Guy: Hey Short Red Dude!
Moltopian: 1321.1532.15548! *Kills*

by Numbers33536 January 22, 2011

Moltexted

A text message from someone you do not know or you do not wish to hear from.

Dude, my ex just randomly moltexted me...

by Black Elk and Samurai November 27, 2011

molter

To molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving behind/forgetting your rubiks cube when you change location.

Doug moltered his rubiks cube the other day dude, he was nearly in tears.

by RandyMarsh May 24, 2012

Molten

Not baked, not scorched, but molten! Basically, it means you're so high, that it looks like your face is melted.

"Yo, that nigguh is molten! He so high it look like he had a stroke!"

by FacialParalysis420 August 26, 2013