Riordan's moeder

Riordan is a small place in The Netherlands, from 1870 it wasn't even recorded in the foundation registry until 2009. Now it's a acknowledged place with a population of 1800 people and they are called: "Riordanees". Riordans Moeder is the name for the only motel located there. On the day of its grand opening every Riordanees was invited to spend the night there free of charge.

Dude, i totally spend the night in Riordan's Moeder last night.

by SSnoicebox April 23, 2009

moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Moped

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

MceeDees

This is basically what every old person (st least +70) calls McDonalds. We don't know why they do it, they just do. Maybe it's because they forgot how to pronounce it. Or they just don't care. Maybe they just combine McDonalds and Captain Dees. Who knows. Either way, it's funny.

Grandson: Can we get some food?
Grandfather: Sure, son. Want somebody MceeDees?
Grandson: ...Do...Do you mean McDonalds?
Grandfather: That's what I said.

by Myth Busted November 15, 2016

mowed my lawn

Broader use of the old term "mowed my lawn" or "mowing my lawn," across a wider range of applications. It used to mean blatantly attempting to steal someone's female interest but now means generally rudely stealing or taking something cunningly, and usually right in front of their face.

Lisa stole a commission from me - she mowed my lawn.

by hundalair January 30, 2009

moked

stoned; really high off marijuana

How much did you guys smoke you all look moked.

by mellikesorangesoda February 5, 2009

MEEDICK

One who Acts as a "Dick" by either being a snitch or just being a complete bitch. ANd or but not limited to hard to jam with, throw paloozas with, and eat lunch with

" Hey John your a complete meedick for vetoeing that map!"
" Hey John your a complete meedick for telling on Jamie!"

by D P M J A K C November 5, 2007